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Mischa flashes her Barton

January 29th 2009 17:51
Mischa Barton Caught Out


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Mischa's Moment


Making sure we put on our wellingtons and toxic repellent jacket, today fashionrat gets a little dirty with a dollop of low I.Q gossip guaranteed to get some horny teen traffic.

This story comes from the haute couture flagship event known as Paris Fashion Week. As the world’s top designers, models and chique celebrity icons descend on the Moulin Rouge city each year there is always more eye candy than just tasty frocks, glamorous gowns and exotic originals.

In full swing, on Tuesday night, extinct O.C cast member Mischa Barton was in attendance for the Ellie Saab show. So engrossed with the catwalk, it seems that she was unaware of the prying Papparazi lens zooming in.

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barton covers her flank


As the models strutted, the light bulbs flashed and it seems so did Mischa. As you can see from the picture it was Barton’s underwear that attracted media attention. Oblivious to her Freudian Spearsian slip, this is certainly a case where the price of fame is pronounced.

A lesson in sensible wardrobe choices, the short, short mini skirt may look great when the wearer is vertical. When seated it demands strategic planning to ensure the lower private geography remains concealed. Not a garment for amateurs, especially those in the public eye.

From the opening paragraph you can tell this writer is not so comfortable with exploiting others misfortune, but embarrassing celebrity moments are easy prey and I am weak…the powers of anonymity continue to reveal themselves.

Images from: www.celebrity-gossip.net

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