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Mischa flashes her Barton

January 29th 2009 17:51
Mischa Barton Caught Out


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Mischa's Moment


Making sure we put on our wellingtons and toxic repellent jacket, today fashionrat gets a little dirty with a dollop of low I.Q gossip guaranteed to get some horny teen traffic.

This story comes from the haute couture flagship event known as Paris Fashion Week. As the world’s top designers, models and chique celebrity icons descend on the Moulin Rouge city each year there is always more eye candy than just tasty frocks, glamorous gowns and exotic originals.

In full swing, on Tuesday night, extinct O.C cast member Mischa Barton was in attendance for the Ellie Saab show. So engrossed with the catwalk, it seems that she was unaware of the prying Papparazi lens zooming in.

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barton covers her flank


As the models strutted, the light bulbs flashed and it seems so did Mischa. As you can see from the picture it was Barton’s underwear that attracted media attention. Oblivious to her Freudian Spearsian slip, this is certainly a case where the price of fame is pronounced.

A lesson in sensible wardrobe choices, the short, short mini skirt may look great when the wearer is vertical. When seated it demands strategic planning to ensure the lower private geography remains concealed. Not a garment for amateurs, especially those in the public eye.

From the opening paragraph you can tell this writer is not so comfortable with exploiting others misfortune, but embarrassing celebrity moments are easy prey and I am weak…the powers of anonymity continue to reveal themselves.

Images from: www.celebrity-gossip.net

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Tara Moss returns to Modelling

August 8th 2008 01:41
Tara Moss on the Attack


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Tara Moss in a black Gown by Alex Perry. Part of Fashion Targets Breast Cancer - Image courtesy of news.com.au

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Melbourne Cup Carnival Fever 2008

September 10th 2007 15:35
Whilst Sydney's spring carnival racing may have been bought to a standstill, the Stylist whose Celebrity was voted one 1 of 9 best dressed at the Melbourne Cup, this very blogger shares her tips as she prepares the 2008 VRC Ambassadors wardrobes for this years Melbourne Cup Racing Carnival...

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Who's Hot for Summer 2008

September 7th 2007 16:15
Who's Hot for Summer 08

Forget the unwearable items you see strutting down some fashion runways, european fashion speaks to the sillhouette and moves us back to the real aim of fashion - expressing ourselves AND flattering our body shape


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Daria Werbowy: Canadian Amazon

June 15th 2007 00:07
Daria Werbowy
From Dariawerbowy.org


Pictured here all fresh faced and delightful is Daria Werbowy of Canada. Werbowy, like Jessica Stam, passes my knee test (if the thigh is wider than the knee then the model is not sick) and not only that but she exhibits an intelligence one may not expect from models. Maybe she’s simply learned to feign intent with those blue eyes of hers, or perhaps I’m prejudiced because she’s brunette but I do think there’s something more in Werbowy’s brain than is usually held in the mind of a model


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One of the most striking models of the contemporary brat pack is Jessica Stam, a statuesque Canadian who has the kind of natural physique required for catwalk shows. She is indeed long and slender but there is nothing painful about the proportions of her legs or the position of her clavicle. My general rule is that if the knee is wider than the thigh there’s a problem but Stam is in proportion as you can see from the Stella McCartney show.

Jessica Stam in McCartney
From Style.com

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